Geez... I love days off work. It is like its own holiday. My friend, Kenneth, drives fancy cars. Like, really nice fancy cars. Things I wouldn't even think of driving because I'm not sure what they are called. His is a ... a... um... see, I've already forgotten. Mercury? Yeah, I think that's right. So he got a thing in the mail which allows you to bring in someone to test drive a car and then you and the friend get a $50 gift card. Super. So I went to the car place and finally got to drive a hybrid. A... a... Mercury something hybrid. Not the Milan, but the SUV one. It was nice. It felt great. It had LEATHER. In the process of test driving we got to cruise the really nice neighborhood of Woodland in Waverly and look at houses on the market. Then when all was said and done, we each made $50. What could be better??
Afterwards it was a random trip to an electronics store where several weird things were on sale for less than $2.00. Then to Jackson's in Hillsboro Village for apple martinis. All in all, a completely fabulous day. And to top it off, while watch CNN (which I rarely do) I caught Anderson Cooper doing a Homer Simpson, "Ummmm cheese". Odd. But supremely satisfying.
So where does one go from here? I think I need to clean my house. First, I'm contemplating the resignation of Sarah Palin. WTF? The pundits are all over the place. I just don't know what to think of it, but the talking heads on the gay Sirius Radio channel predicted that Michael Steele will be out soon as the RNC chairman and Sarah Palin will move right in. That would be an interesting move on the Republicans' part and perhaps reasonable. The party need a spunky leader. She would be a natural selection; she says "Hell Yeah" in her press conferences! And of course, she will be an easy target for the Democrats. It will be fun to watch.
Happy Birthday U S of A. I wish you all a hardy cookout.